Top 5 reasons you might just be a bad parent:
5. You have a dozen children and you assume that your job as a parent is done as soon as they start walking.
4. You "home school" your kids but don't actually get around to teaching them anything: "They're all different ages, ya know; it's not that easy".
3. You have two very sick kids with congential diseases that require aggressive daily medical care, and you lazily tell me that you don't know if they are taking their medications, though you suspect they don't, and then try to buddy up with me because I should sympathize with all the effort you are putting in: "Kids these days, you know? You tell them to do things and they don't. They should know better and take their medications themselves; I keep telling 'em what's going to happen if they don't".
2. You come into the ER with your 3 year old and you are beaming because you're such a pro at this because this is a third time your child has swallowed a quarter in 4 months.
And the number one reason you probably should not be allowed to reproduce:
1. You take meth while pregnant with you baby and then name her Krystal.
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