Thursday, June 01, 2006

Why I like my friends

...Because we're all going to end up in the same asylum when they finally diagnose us.

People's Exhibit Number One:

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From: me
Subject: her royal highness...

...will be making an appearance in the tupper hall tomorrow, since she has forms to turn into the financial aid office...and she'll be gracious enough to honor you with her presence for most of the day, if you are there.
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From: friend
Subject: RE: her royal highness...

If it pleases your Highness to allow one so lowly and insignificant as myself to bask in the radiant aura of your Old World charm and beauty
t'would truly be the pinnacle of my short and meaningless life. Most
assuredly shall I wait in 2419B the moment the clock strikes 9am with bated
breath for your Wisdom to enlighten my drab existence.

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